Giant Jesus vs Aragorn

The Giant Jesus erected in Poland has been all over the news in the past few weeks. Stephen Colbert had a crack at it, too. No one  has mentioned this statue’s unholy resemblance to Aragorn, though. You be the judge:

The Lord versus Lord of the Rings: who wins?

 

Let’s compare the the two, shall we?:

1. Flinty and stern faraway look ? Check.

2. Aquiline nose, long hair, beard, and deeply hooded eyes? Check.

3. Gold crown? Only the Lord. Oh wait:

He's got a crown.

Memo to Giant Jesus: Aragorn called and he wants his look back.