Feuding in the holler
February 13, 2012 8 Comments
I have been in trial almost non-stop for nearly four weeks. This makes me unhappy for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is an appalling lack of time to do anything remotely interesting and fun.
Instead, I am in rural Tennessee in court dealing with a land feud between a family whose tree has zero branches and a Californian who moved in to this county to buy acreage for horses. Guess which side the judge is (distantly) related to?
Some actual quotes from the witnesses:
“I was raised up in that there holler by my sister, Mama”.
“It’s always been known that we owned that there land since my great great great grandpappy got it for fightin’ in the War of 1812.”
“We was squirrel huntin’ up yonder when she throwed me off the property.”
On behalf of those who can string together a noun and a verb, I apologize to the world at large for the backwoods parts of the state of Tennessee. Tennessee may be the Volunteer State, but I think we need to volunteer to teach everyone who lives here how to read before we do anything else.