Beating your kids in national parks
September 3, 2011 8 Comments
As always, B2BNL is always on top of the National Park deaths. If I don’t post it fast enough, one of you is always thoughtful and sends me an email asking why I haven’t posted the latest dead guy.
Today, we have a new twist for bad things in national parks. Apparently, some sick jerk took his young grandkids to Grand Canyon and then force-marched them without water for 20 miles and beat them when they dropped in 108 degree heat. In court, he said it was for their own good because they were “overweight”. Here’s a newsflash: how about some simple exercise and maybe no Twinkies? I’m just sayin’ that rather than a brutal 20 mile march up Bright Angel trail, maybe taking the grandkids out for a nice game of touch football and then no fast food might be a better idea.
I don’t have kids (unless you count the dogs and Troy), and I do confess that there have been plenty of times when I wanted to kill someone else’s child in a public place, but the Grand Canyon is not the place to take out of shape fat kids with no water on a hot day hike. Out of shape people without water die in this park. One out of shape guy without water dropped dead on Bright Angel trail earlier this week. This is not for sissies:
If you want to toughen up someone and get them in shape, get a crosstrainer, put them on it and yell at them. Don’t take them to a national park and torture them.