Yosemite Bingo: Passenger Fun
July 2, 2011 4 Comments
Traveling is frequently very annoying. Traffic, crowds, weather issues – they can all totally screw up an otherwise pleasant trip. It is my lot in life to ride shotgun as I am never the one driving and I suffer extensively as the perpetual passenger. Troy complains that I am way too aggressive behind the wheel (doubtful) and that he is the sensible one (this from the man who would scream at someone holding a rocket launcher for cutting him off). Apparently, I must have been drunk* when Troy and I married because I missed the part in the vows to always let Troy drive. But I digress.
For those moments when life sucks in the passenger’s seat, I invented National Park bingo. Playing is easy. Print your card and observe. Mark off the spaces as you see the items in question. When you get an entire row, casually lean over and then yell loudly in your husband’s ear “Bingo!” When playing solo, you win when your husband nearly drives off the road so you can lecture him about his lack of driving acumen.
Your bingo card:
* It was Vegas. And also, I was drunk.