Williams-Sonoma: purveyor of kitchen tools and adult implements
January 16, 2011 9 Comments
I have a wedding to go to in two weeks and my friends are registered at Williams-Sonoma. Scrolling through the kitchen tools section, this gem popped up:
I wish I knew who wrote the copy for this product because they deserve a huge shout out for managing to get such a staid institution to publish something so sublimely subversive.
Well they say what was old becomes new agai… OUCH http://www.medievality.com/pear-of-anguish.html
I have learned something new. Probably something I did not need to know about, but new.
I’ve popped in two or three times and viewed the…uh, interesting appliance displayed…and left without commenting because…my comment could only be, “Oh”.
But I do want you to know that I have been here. So…
“Oh.”
I feel exactly the same way. I am not well-bred enough, though, not to share my horror with my friends. Moreover, I think I may be an arrested adolescent because I giggle every time I read the words “meat pounder”.
i could feel good about this purchase. i mean, not “feel good” in that way, but uhhh…..what I meant was….since it can be used for one than just the meat tenderizing, it would no longer be a unitasker in my book. if it’s not a unitasker, it’s a purchase i can justify.
Don’t forget that it’s reversible! And dishwasher safe. Clearly, $30 well spent.
well, i guess we know what i’m buying when my shopping ban is over.
It pleases me greatly that you now have a “buttplug” tag for your blog.
I did that just for you. Today’s search that found this blog: “stainless steel buttplug gem”. Also, the searches “shark eating canoe”, “King Aragon penis sword” and “penis rock” continue to find this blog. Disturbing.