Attention Captain Obvious
November 5, 2010 4 Comments
It is 8 pm and I am in line at Target. I am purchasing five items:
2. A trashy novel
3. A bottle of Aleve
4. A chocolate bar from Godiva
5. A bottle of water
You are the clerk. You scan the items one by one. You hand me the water, but put the candy bar in the bag.
Excuse me, but is there something you aren’t getting? Hand over the fucking candy bar.
Also, in line behind me, a non-descript gentleman in his 50s. He had three items:
2. A box of Kleenexes
3. A copy of GQ magazine
I’d bag those if I were you.
Speaking of word association games (bachelorette party, drag queens and pipe cleaners), here’s a shout out to Noa of Oh Noa who has linked us to her blog for the League of Funny Bitches. Not sure I’m worthy, but I appreciate the nod.